The Greeen Budget

Well GWB and his team have been working real hard this morning. How do I know this? Well he just came out and told us so. Not only has he been working real hard, but that three trillion dollar abomination they call a "budget", well its all on a laptop, so its Green. They saved hundreds of trees with this Green budget. Boy I feel good about that. Your robbing me blind, and my children even blinder, but that damn budget didnt kill any trees!